Moustache Admirer Mugs

'Take a little off the top and put it on my face.'

Doug Henning.

Tom Selleck

Geraldo Rivera

Salavdor Dali.

Birra Moretti

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Movember

Moustached gentleman

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Street Organ - Monkey

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Edward Elgar.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Mammoth Posing

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Friedrich Nietzsche

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."