Mustache Admirer Mugs

Edward Elgar.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Tour de France champ François Faber

'A twin, huh, so how do folks tell you appart.'

'What a beautiful baby.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Never trust a pig with a moustache..."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Moustached gentleman

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Mammoth Posing

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Friedrich Nietzsche

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."