Mustache Admirer Mugs

Edward Elgar.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'A twin, huh, so how do folks tell you appart.'

'What a beautiful baby.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Never trust a pig with a moustache..."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Moustached gentleman

Movember

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Mammoth Posing

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Friedrich Nietzsche

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'