Moustache Appreciators Mugs

'We call him Whiskers.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Movember

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Moustached gentleman

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Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Edward Elgar.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Friedrich Nietzsche

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

Old School Mustaches

Marxist Elephant

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."