Moustache Admirers Pillows

Moustaches with their owners' names.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Movember

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Face Mask Romance

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Friedrich Nietzsche

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Old School Mustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

A magician saws in half an octopus