Mocha Maven Pillows

Coffee

Drool Marks

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Jerk Gene

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"Secondhard carbs"

Snake charming the telephone.

Reading the Leaves.

"I'll make you a deal. You stop chasing me, and I'll show you where they hide the catnip."

Workplace 17 Days Without An Accident

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"I'm charging you with trying to strike a happy medium."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"