Mocha Maven Gifts

Coffee

Drool Marks

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Jerk Gene

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

At the Halloween party down there, one fat molecule is dressed as an angel and another as a devil. Makes sense, there are good gars and bad fats. The antibody is wearing a cape. Everybody's been calling him a superhero so he dressed like one. That virus wasn't invited but he sneaked in dressed as the long ranger. He's always showing up where he's not wanted. The ironic thing is the virus is wearing a mask.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

"Secondhard carbs"

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

Workplace 17 Days Without An Accident

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

Snake charming the telephone.

Reading the Leaves.

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"I'll make you a deal. You stop chasing me, and I'll show you where they hide the catnip."

"I'm charging you with trying to strike a happy medium."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"