Mustache Maven Gifts

Man leaves Hair Transplant Center with mustache on head.

Mustaches Flying South After November

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

The new normal

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Movember

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Street Organ - Monkey

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

Edward Elgar.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I love 'bitch's night out'."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Two men discussing thier moustaches