Mustaches Gifts

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Movember

Moustached gentleman

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"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Edward Elgar.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

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"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Friedrich Nietzsche

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Old School Mustaches

Marxist Elephant

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and