Mustache Lover Gifts

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

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"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

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"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Friedrich Nietzsche

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"