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A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

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"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

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"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Friedrich Nietzsche

Marxist Elephant

Old School Mustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'