Mustache Enthusiasts Gifts

Marxist Elephant

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Moustached gentleman

Movember

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Edward Elgar.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Face Mask Romance

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Friedrich Nietzsche

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."