Moustache Aficionados Gifts

'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Movember

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Face Mask Romance

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Friedrich Nietzsche

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier