Moustache Aficionados Gifts

'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Movember

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

Face Mask Romance

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Friedrich Nietzsche

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

Marxist Elephant

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and