Moustache Lover Gifts

Whiskerandos.

Death by Moustache

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Movember

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Edward Elgar.

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Facial hair continental drift.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Friedrich Nietzsche

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier