Moustaches Gifts

young man tells his military cousin that 'you dragoon swells' won't have quite such a pull upon civillians now that they are all growing moustaches

A Moosetache.

'George, when did you grow that stupid moustache?'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Moustached gentleman

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"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Street Organ - Monkey

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

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"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Friedrich Nietzsche

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Facial hair continental drift.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

Marxist Elephant

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier