Moustaches Mugs

young man tells his military cousin that 'you dragoon swells' won't have quite such a pull upon civillians now that they are all growing moustaches

A Moosetache.

'George, when did you grow that stupid moustache?'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

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Movember

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

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"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

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"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Friedrich Nietzsche

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Facial hair continental drift.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'