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"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

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"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

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"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Friedrich Nietzsche

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

A magician saws in half an octopus