Moustache Magician Pillows

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"This will be a tricky operation."

Movember

Moustached gentleman

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

30 Days Has Movember

Stupid Microwave

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"More concealer?"

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Facial hair continental drift.

Friedrich Nietzsche

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches