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'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"More concealer?"

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Cowgirl lipstick.

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

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"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"I don't like your application."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Where are my eyelashes?"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

First love.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

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