Moustache Master Mugs

Happy Movember.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Moustached gentleman

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Street Organ - Monkey

'Are you done yet?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Facial hair continental drift.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

The Cartoonist's armoury

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"That's remarkably self aware of you."

Real men have facial hair.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

How to wear a false moustache.

Handlebar Moustache Man