Canvas Maestro Pillows

Artistic Licence.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Are you done yet?'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Painting

Computer Music

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

"We can't agree on a size."

The TROU of the Baroque

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

A Blanksy

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

Post-modern Café

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Mozart carrying suitcases

Titian

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Paul Gaugin

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'Smile, though your art is breaking.'

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