Sketching Maestro Pillows

The trick is to imagine them naked

'C'mon get it straight.'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Orchestra.

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Children playing in the street

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

The TROU of the Baroque

Artistic Licence.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

A Dummy Corporation.

Etch-a-sketch artist.

The Violin Artist

Lincoln Portrait

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

Questioning

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'Yes! That's it! --- Only the handles were a lot longer.'

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament