Sculpting Maestro Pillows

An Artist Until the End.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Computer Music

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

The TROU of the Baroque

Artistic Licence.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

The Violin Artist

Post-modern Café

A Blanksy

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'

'You don't get it, Wacenee, the gods being angry keeps us in business!'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

It's a model.

"Your son has a remarkable memory."

"We're reviewing the security tape to see if you made it into the garage before the warranty ended."

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'

Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'

Giuseppe Verdi

Conductor

'What do you mean actual building? This is it.'

Paintings read: Visit the Gift Shop! Don't Forget to Buy the t-shirt! 'You're right, he is becoming more commercial.'