Mantelpiece Maestro Pillows

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Computer Music

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

The TROU of the Baroque

The Gong

'Where are the kids?'

"Cool game!"

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Nest building

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

A Blanksy

Post-modern Café

We are on the move. . .

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

'I don't normally like men with a mustache.'

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'