Sculpting Maestro Gifts

An Artist Until the End.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Computer Music

The TROU of the Baroque

Artistic Licence.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"You still working on your car?"

Post-modern Café

The Violin Artist

A Blanksy

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'

'You don't get it, Wacenee, the gods being angry keeps us in business!'

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

It's a model.

"Your son has a remarkable memory."

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'

Scrapbooking in the 22nd Century.

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"We're reviewing the security tape to see if you made it into the garage before the warranty ended."

Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'

Giuseppe Verdi

Conductor

'What do you mean actual building? This is it.'