Canvas Master Pillows

"No, it looks like Tuesday I'm also painting haystacks."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Could you keep still?"

Just call me Picasso!

Artist and Musician

"Feel better, dear?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'Picasso'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"It's called 'Sold'."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Artistic Licence.

Painter's Duel.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Artistic license.

"I'm ahead of my time."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"This one will go with everything,