Canvas Master Pillows

"No, it looks like Tuesday I'm also painting haystacks."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Artist and Musician

"Could you keep still?"

Just call me Picasso!

"Feel better, dear?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Vincent Van Goat.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Art Plagiarism

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"It's called 'Sold'."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'Picasso'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Artist painting a cat.

How Art Works.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Artistic license.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"This one will go with everything,