Canvas Collaborator Pillows

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Art Gallery: All my own work.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

bird interprets modern art

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Artist and Musician

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"Feel better, dear?"

Creativity

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Art Plagiarism

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Picasso'

Instant art

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Artistic license.

I'm color blind, please help.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Artist painting a cat.

How Art Works.

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'