Canvas Collaborator Pillows

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Art Gallery: All my own work.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

(Camel paintings)

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Home Sweet Home

bird interprets modern art

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Artist and Musician

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"Feel better, dear?"

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Creativity

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Art Plagiarism

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Instant art

'Picasso'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

How Art Works.

I'm color blind, please help.

Artist painting a cat.

Artistic license.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'