Laugh-out-loud Legend T-Shirts

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Hypnotoon

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Pie chart of pub conversations

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Tragedy and Material

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.

Canned Laughter

"I won't do full frontals. I have my career to think of!"

'How did Mary-Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

Clancy: Forthright Opinions

"Fred's conversational level speaks volumes. When he's losing an argument, he raises the volume."

'That's strange - he doesn't usually take any notice of the television.'

'Pint of 'Binge' please Guv'nor.'

'I remember when he was with CND.'