Humorist About Art Gifts

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Had enough of the box.

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The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Art Critics.

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Exhibition for Prisoners

"It's obviously an original."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

The Formal Street Artist

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Warhol Exhibit

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

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