Art History Humorist Gifts

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"You're on a what?!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

What's an Imax cave?

The discovery of asparagus.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Right here's fine."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

The Fall of Gnome

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

This side is the gag reel.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Bible Bloopers

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Drone