Art Historian Humor Gifts

Warhol Exhibit

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Ruddy bloggers!

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Sea Horse outside saloon

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Art Critics.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"It's obviously an original."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

The Formal Street Artist

The First Writer and Editor: 'Take out that part?! Are you nuts? How is the stampede scene at the end of the cave going to make sense without it?!'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Artist in formaldehyde

"You look good for your age."

'You're messing with my head.'

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

"Derivative? Of what?"

Rodin's Hot Bath Water