Classic Art Humorist Gifts

"Gracie, look at my snow angel!"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Art Critics.

Medusa's baby picture

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

Warhol Exhibit

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"It's obviously an original."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...