Classic Art Humorist T-Shirts

"Gracie, look at my snow angel!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

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'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Art Critics.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Warhol Exhibit

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Gunswinger