Art Historian Humor T-Shirts

Warhol Exhibit

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Ruddy bloggers!

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Sea Horse outside saloon

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Art Critics.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"It's obviously an original."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Formal Street Artist

The First Writer and Editor: 'Take out that part?! Are you nuts? How is the stampede scene at the end of the cave going to make sense without it?!'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Artist in formaldehyde

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

"You look good for your age."

'You're messing with my head.'

"Derivative? Of what?"

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.