Art History Humorist Pillows

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"You're on a what?!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Right here's fine."

"The Eggsorcist"

The discovery of asparagus.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Bible Bloopers

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'