Humorist With A Love For Art Pillows

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Art Critics.

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

The Formal Street Artist

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

"It's obviously an original."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Artist in formaldehyde

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

The Hudson River School of Art.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Dave :)

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'You're messing with my head.'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

Rodin's Hot Bath Water