Humorist With A Love For Art Prints

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Art Critics.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

The Formal Street Artist

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"It's obviously an original."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Dave :)

Artist in formaldehyde

The Hudson River School of Art.

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Thinking about TV.

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You're messing with my head.'