Humorist About Art Pillows

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Had enough of the box.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

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"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Art Critics.

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's obviously an original."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Warhol Exhibit

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

The Formal Street Artist

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Medusa's baby picture

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

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