Humor Seekers In Art Pillows

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Shell Fire

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Fishing Boat Derby

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"