Humor Seekers In Art Pillows

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Piranhaclaus

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Oh, crap.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Shell Fire

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Fishing Boat Derby