Fans Of Humorous Art Pillows

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Car cleaning.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Hon, I'm home!'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

The End is Nigh

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Pampered Pets.

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Just Browsing.

Boxers vs. Briefs

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

Planet of the Ants

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Alcoholic's X-Ray

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Gonna Suck

Golfer in a tree.

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

"Go on. Throw the stick."