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'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Car cleaning.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

'Hon, I'm home!'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

The End is Nigh

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Just Browsing.

Boxers vs. Briefs

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Planet of the Ants

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Gonna Suck

Golfer in a tree.

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

Up Pariscope.

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Alcoholic's X-Ray

1472 - Leonardo da Vinci never allowed anyone to watch him work.