Lovers Of Comedic Art Pillows

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Collies Without Borders

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The First Fire Stick

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Divine Desk Bins

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"He looks just like your husband."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'It's a chicken.'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Billy strip: help with homework.

"You might want to save that for your blog."

"Fish needs bigger hole."