Lovers Of Comedic Art Gifts

This is the last swatch I'm getting you.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Collies Without Borders

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The First Fire Stick

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Divine Desk Bins

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"He looks just like your husband."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Clown Delivering Babies.

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'It's a chicken.'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"You might want to save that for your blog."

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Billy strip: help with homework.