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Tortoise leaves his Shell to Smoke.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"That'll be five bucks."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

The First Fire Stick

Stairlift around cliff face.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Divine Desk Bins

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Standard & Poor

"He looks just like your husband."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

A baby using a heavy duty drill