Comedy Art Buffs Prints

Tortoise leaves his Shell to Smoke.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"That'll be five bucks."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The First Fire Stick

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Divine Desk Bins

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"He looks just like your husband."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Standard & Poor

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Yakety-Yak