Lovers Of Humorous Comics Gifts

'Oh yes, I knew there was something I'd forgotten to tell you about.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Snap out of it.'

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"That pigeon's at it again."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Planet of the Ants

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.