Fans Of Funny Comics Gifts

'...Dewey, you go long. I'll take th snap and... Ohhhh, man! Who just sprayed?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"It covers up all the debt."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Giant Headless Horseman

"It's your turn to change him."

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

Self raising Lazarus.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"