Fans Of Humorous Comics Gifts

The Adventures Of Normalman

Horror movies

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Raised by Dogs

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"It covers up all the debt."

Giant Headless Horseman

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"It's your turn to change him."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

Self raising Lazarus.

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"