Fans Of Lighthearted Comics Gifts

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Too much concealer?"

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Self raising Lazarus.

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"So tell me about your last poop."

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

Goldie playing chess. Check.

Yeti/Not Yeti

To the Batmobile!

Chris Evans

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

Thorn in a Lion's Paw

'One good thing about my record is all my crimes have been pardonable.'

'What makes you think she's been laying around?'

'Well... something makes me think that you want a raise, Mr Johansen...'