Fans Of Witty Comics Gifts

"How did you make that money? Did you pull a job without me?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Need to know basis

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.'

"Mind if I have the guys over to watch some poker?"

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

'...Dewey, you go long. I'll take th snap and... Ohhhh, man! Who just sprayed?'

'I knew it was going to cost me when I saw the Mahogany tongue depressor.'

'Between you and me, I'd rather be me.'

'The recession is now affecting Ralph's hairline.'

OK, when we're together and we're being attacked, there's no need for both of us to drop our tails: let's flip a coin for it...

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."

"Wanna go for a ride on the trouser snake?"

'Watch out for falling archers.'

'For crying out loud - will you quit grinding your teeth!'

'Oh, come on! you know I can't read.'