Art Lovers Who Enjoy A Laugh Mugs

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

The Formal Street Artist

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Artist in formaldehyde

The first art critic

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'

Standing on sheets of paper.

Brush With Death

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

Picasso plastic surgery.

"- It's some conceptual cave art."

Riding a Teapot

'I'll bet he's trying to remember his social security number.'

"It's a good life, if you don't mind swimming in circles"