Art Laugh Lover Mugs

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Snowprov

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

King and Jester

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

The Formal Street Artist

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

The first art critic

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Artist in formaldehyde

"He looks so relaxed."

Dave :)

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'I've swapped the cooling fan for a heater: My laptop is working fine now...'